Jokes Part 3

These vampire jokes work by playing with the sounds or meanings of words.

They use ideas about what vampires do and use words that could have two meanings.

Can you work out some of the answers?

How do vampire footballers get the mud off? They all get in the bat tub.

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? A blood hound.

Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.

Where do vampires go on holiday? To the Isle of Fright. Pick some of the best ones to add to your joke page in your journal.

Joke - 2

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window?

To see time fly.

Write the joke into your journal - draw a picture to help you remember it.

Can you spot the joke in this cartoon?

List the things that make time go faster!

List the things that make time run more slowly!

What about this "quote" about time - what does it mean?

Jokes - 1

Jokes are a fun way to understand more about the meaning of words and how they get used in language.

Often the important words a a joke have two meanings - this is what helps to make the joke a joke.

Can you figure out the answer to this joke?

Make a joke page in your journal - copy this joke and do a quick sketch.

What time was it when the elephant sat on the fence?

Answer:

Time to get a new one!