These vampire jokes work by playing with the sounds or meanings of words.
They use ideas about what vampires do and use words that could have two meanings.
Can you work out some of the answers?
How do vampire footballers get the mud off? They all get in the bat tub.
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What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? A blood hound.
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Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.
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What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
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What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
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Where do vampires go on holiday? To the Isle of Fright.
Pick some of the best ones to add to your joke page in your journal.
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